{"id":4464,"date":"2023-10-07T09:55:38","date_gmt":"2023-10-07T09:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.findnews5.com\/?p=4464"},"modified":"2023-10-07T09:55:39","modified_gmt":"2023-10-07T09:55:39","slug":"cobanet-po-i-merr-greqia-mjeket-gjermania-modelet-dubai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.findnews5.com\/?p=4464","title":{"rendered":"\u201c\u00c7oban\u00ebt po i merr Greqia, mjek\u00ebt Gjermania, modelet Dubai\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"78954ae5fa42b68c1393fe3da4998882\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1576712\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Habere t\u00eb reja nga Kiko: Quo vadis Shqip\u00ebri?<br \/>\nTeksa po mblla\u00e7iste bananen e fundit p\u00ebr vaktin e drek\u00ebs, majmunit Kiko i b\u00ebri shum\u00eb p\u00ebrshtypje titulli me shkronja kapitale i nj\u00eb artikulli q\u00eb i referohej burimit zyrtar t\u00eb statistikave: INSTAT.<\/p>\n<p>Vet\u00ebm gjat\u00eb mandatit t\u00eb dyt\u00eb t\u00eb qeveris\u00eb aktuale numri i gjedh\u00ebve u ul me 200 mij\u00eb krer\u00eb, numri i t\u00eb imtave me 800 mij\u00eb dhe ai i shpend\u00ebve me 1.5 milion\u00eb?! \u00c7\u2019b\u00ebhet n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend?! Mir\u00eb njer\u00ebzit q\u00eb po ikin dit\u00ebn, por edhe kafsh\u00ebt po na ikin nat\u00ebn? N\u00eb fillim Kiko faj\u00ebsoi instinktin e gazetar\u00ebve q\u00eb fokusohen vet\u00ebm t\u00eb an\u00ebt negative.<br \/>\n\u201cPse nuk i \u00ebsht\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb me shum\u00eb hap\u00ebsir\u00eb faktit q\u00eb numri i gomer\u00ebve \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur?\u201d,- pyeti Kiko me nj\u00eb shprehje t\u00eb stampuar mbi fytyr\u00eb thua se sapo kishte par\u00eb nj\u00eb elefant duke fluturuar.<\/p>\n<p>Megjithat\u00eb, i m\u00ebsuar q\u00eb t\u00eb mos b\u00ebj\u00eb si njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb cil\u00ebt nxitojn\u00eb t\u00eb thon\u00eb fjal\u00ebn e fundit qysh n\u00eb fillim, Kiko ju drejtua Chat-GPT p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuptuar m\u00eb qart\u00ebsisht se pse Shqip\u00ebria po vuan nga emigrimi i trefisht\u00eb: I njer\u00ebzve, i kafsh\u00ebve dhe i shpend\u00ebve.<\/p>\n<p>Kiko k\u00ebrkoi 10 arsyet e dram\u00ebs dhe brenda nj\u00eb minut\u00ebs mori p\u00ebrgjigjen:<br \/>\n\u201cKa shum\u00eb arsye p\u00ebr \u201clargimin e trurit\u201d nga Shqip\u00ebria. Duhet kuptuar q\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb ekonomi tregu, \u00ebsht\u00eb raporti k\u00ebrkes\u00eb ofert\u00eb q\u00eb p\u00ebrcakton shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra:<\/p>\n<p>Ja edhe 10 arsyet:<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00c7oban\u00ebt po i merr Greqia; pavar\u00ebsisht ngritjes s\u00eb Akademis\u00eb s\u00eb barinjve.<br \/>\n2. Mjek\u00ebt dhe infermier\u00ebt po i josh Gjermania;<br \/>\n3. Kuzhinier\u00ebt po i gllab\u00ebron Italia;<br \/>\n4. Kamionist\u00ebt i t\u00ebrheq Franca.<\/p>\n<p>5. Modelet i thith Dubai;<br \/>\n6. Kujdestar\u00ebt e hashashit i k\u00ebrkon Spanja;<br \/>\n7. Picier\u00ebt po i fton Kroacia;<\/p>\n<p>8. Kuksian\u00ebt po i tundon Londra;<br \/>\n9. Kor\u00e7ar\u00ebt kan\u00eb lindur p\u00ebr Amerik\u00ebn;<br \/>\n10. Politikan\u00ebt po i th\u00ebrret SPAK-u;<\/p>\n<p>Kiko kroi kafk\u00ebn e vog\u00ebl dhe pyeti Chat-GPT n\u00ebse kishte ndonj\u00eb kategori q\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb l\u00ebvizte nga vendi i shqiponjave, por kur lexoi p\u00ebrgjigjen u b\u00eb pishman p\u00ebr pyetjen.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGjitholog\u00ebt do t\u00eb q\u00ebndrojn\u00eb, nuk ka asnj\u00eb tundim q\u00eb i tund nga studiot televizive!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c-O Zot!\u201d -klithi Kiko, \u201ca ka ku shkon m\u00eb keq se kaq?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb momentin q\u00eb mendoi m\u00eb t\u00eb keqen Kiko mbylli goj\u00ebn me t\u00eb dy putrat dhe u lebetit nga ideja se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb ajo q\u00eb mendoi mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhej realitet:<br \/>\n\u201cPo sikur NATO t\u00eb marr\u00eb Edi Ram\u00ebn ku do t\u00eb mbytemi vall\u00eb pastaj?!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Dielli i qershorit i ra Kikos mbi krye: e p\u00ebrv\u00ebloi, por edhe e zgjoi nga mendimet egoiste.<br \/>\n\u201cShqip\u00ebria \u00ebsht\u00eb e vog\u00ebl, bota \u00ebsht\u00eb e madhe! 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